DIFFERENT LUCK

DIFFERENT LUCK

Two soldiers met in the street one day and one of the chaps had a row of medals across his chest/

The other one remarked, “Where did you get all of those?”

“Gunnery.”

“The hell you say. I had it three years ago but I never got decorated.”

POWDER

A war vet was bragging about his war exploits.

“I still smell of powder!” he exclaimed.

“Yes, but it’s talcum powder,” commented one of the listeners.

Another wit remarked: “He is sure well familiar with powder. He must have taken it so many times.”

 BEHAVIOR REPORT

A soldier was writing a letter home. He was in the midst composing it when another soldier came up to him and peered over his shoulder. “Writing a behavior report? Mind making a carbon copy?”

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